Interested

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via eradesa)

kawakji:

Some people… some people are just born more poetic than others, I guess.

kawakji:

Some people… some people are just born more poetic than others, I guess.

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Gail Albert Halaban: Paris Views, courtesy of Edwynn Houk Gallery.

(Source: New York Magazine, via skipping2hell)

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

(via twistedviper)

thefrogman:

My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, “So just a generic party?” This is the result.

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“Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.”

—   (via toostoked)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via skipping2hell)

me making decisions in video games:

*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*

me making decisions in real life:

well what's the worse that could happen