a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not
me making decisions in video games:
*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life:
well what's the worse that could happen